Professional Grievance Retention Services

You forgive.
I'll remember.

Life's too short to carry a grudge, so outsource it.

Holding onto resentment is bad for your health. But closure doesn't mean forgetting. That's where I come in. Submit your grievance, pay a small fee, and go live your life, fully unburdened.

Lodge a Grudge
Process

Three steps to sweet, outsourced resentment

01

Describe It

Tell us who wronged you (first name only) and what they did. Specificity is encouraged.

02

Pay the Fee

Choose a plan, from a brief seasonal simmering to a full lifetime of professional disdain.

03

Let It Go

Walk away unburdened. The grudge is ours now. You're free to be your best, unbothered self.

Plans

Simple, honest pricing for complex emotions

All plans include our proprietary Grievance Ledger™ entry, encrypted for your privacy and theirs.

Starter

The Simmer

$9

A single grudge, held for 30 days.

  • 1 grudge held
  • Daily silent seething
  • Immediate confirmation of grudge transfer
✦ Most Popular

The Slow Burn

$29

A single grudge, held for one full year.

  • 1 grudge held
  • Daily silent seething
  • Immediate confirmation of grudge transfer
  • Mid-year resentment surge
Premium

The Eternal Flame

$49

A single grudge, held for life.

  • 1 grudge held
  • Daily silent seething
  • Immediate confirmation of grudge transfer
  • Annual "still mad" vibe lodged with the universe
Get Started

Lodge your grievance

We take your privacy, and theirs, seriously. Do not include last names, contact details, or any identifying information beyond a first name or nickname.

Friends & Family courtesy rate applied. $0 due.

It's ours now.

Your grievance has been logged in the Ledger. You are officially relieved of this burden.

Go live your life. We've got this one.

Questions

Frequently asked grievances

Is this actually good for me psychologically?
Research suggests that rumination and chronic grudge-holding are associated with elevated stress and diminished wellbeing. By externalizing the grudge, you are free to pursue actual healing (therapy, journaling, long walks) while retaining the symbolic satisfaction that someone, somewhere, still remembers what Dave did at the 2019 company retreat.
What do you actually do with the grudge?
It is entered into our proprietary Grievance Ledger™, a secure, encrypted record. On relevant anniversaries and renewal dates, we acknowledge it internally. The grudge is witnessed, validated, and professionally held. Think of us as an off-site emotional storage facility.
Will the other person be contacted or harmed?
Absolutely not. This is a private, symbolic service. We do not collect their information, contact them, or take any action toward them. The grudge is held entirely within our internal systems. This is about your peace of mind, not retribution.
Can I hold a grudge against myself?
We gently suggest that self-directed grudges might be worth exploring with a therapist rather than outsourcing. You deserve self-compassion, not a $49 lifetime plan against your own choices in 2018.
What if I forgive them before my plan expires?
That's the goal, honestly. If forgiveness arrives early, we consider the service a success. No refunds, but we'll mark the grudge as "resolved with grace" in the Ledger. That's a win for everyone.
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